Scared Scriptless Attempts ...

Improvised by
The Court Jesters

Scared Scriptless is back and bigger than usual - and it's taking over the foyer! 

Scared Scriptless Attempts is the improvised theatre you know and love, created by our clever Court Jesters. This time we’re taking the tv shows you’ve been bingeing in lockdown and trying to recreate them as brand new, hilarious serials. We might get it right, but we’ll probably get a lot of it wrong! 

Friday 24 Sept 2021- Saturday 25 Sept 2021

This week, we travel to Riverdale, where Court Jesters Archie, Veronica, Jughead and Betty are banding together to solve the mysteries a sleepy little town populated by strangely cartoon-like characters!

Warning: naughty content possible!

Make a night of it by booking kai at the theatre! Kai @ The Court will be offering a special menu (see below).

Please note: The Theatre opens at 6 pm. 100 person maximum, therefore tickets should be purchased in advance. 

  • Kai @ The Court

    Enjoy kai before your show at The Court Theatre with platters and snacks from G&T Catering! The theatre will be open two hours before your show starts. For the best experience, we recommend arriving at the theatre at least an hour and a half before showtime, where you can place your order at the bar. Please note: you cannot bring your own food to The Court.

    • Antipasto Platter - $25
      Brie & blue cheese, chorizo, shaved ham, nuts, chutneys, grapes and rice crackers (GF)

    • Camembert Bites - $8
      Crumbed Camembert, served with plum sauce (V)

    • Pumpkin and Mozzarella Arancini $8
      Roast pumpkin and mozzarella arancini balls served with garlic aioli (V)

    • Rustic Fries - $8        
      A bucket of rustic fries finished with rosemary salt and served with garlic aioli (V, GF)

    • Nachos - Small $10 / Large $18 (V) 
      Crispy nacho chips, tasty beef/bean mix topped with melted cheese, sour cream and sweet chilli sauce

    Please place all food orders by 7pm so that food can be delivered to you before the show starts.