$16 - $20
The Court Jesters
Covid made us change our date, but it’s still our birthday and we’re going to party like it’s 1990!
Scared Scriptless has survived its 20s, making it through to the other side as a more grown-up, serious, and mature comedy show.
Older – but not wiser – join us as Scared Scriptless celebrates three decades of making audiences crack up in Aotearoa’s longest-running late-night comedy show.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE THIS
“Forever ago, back in 1990, The Court Jesters performed Scared Scriptless for the very first time. Today it is the longest-running late night comedy show in Aotearoa – so you bet we’re gonna have a lil' party show about it.”
– Dan Bain
- Adult: $20
- Group (6+): $18
- Under 25: $16
"These are improvisers at the top of their game in New Zealand ... Unscripted perfection."
Enjoy Dinner at the Theatre
Enjoy kai before the show with delicious pizzas, platters and snacks from G&T Catering! To ensure service, we recommend arriving at the theatre at least an hour before showtime (the foyer will be open an hour and a half before each show) where you can place your order at the bar. Please note: you cannot take any hot food into the auditorium or bring your own food to The Court.
PLATTERS & SNACKS
Antipasto Platter - $25
Brie & blue cheese, chorizo, shaved ham, nuts, chutneys, grapes and rice crackers (GF)
Vege Basket - $12
Cocktail spring rolls, samosas, falafel bites and spicy vegetable wontons, served with aioli and sweet chilli (V)
Pumpkin and Mozzarella Arancini $8
Roast pumpkin and mozzarella arancini balls, served with garlic aioli (V)
Rustic Fries - $8
A bucket of rustic fries finished with rosemary salt and served with garlic aioli (V, GF)
Cake in a Jar - $8
A delicious dessert served in a jar, with two options available:
Lemon Meringue - vanilla butter cake, lemon curd and swiss meringue icing
Snickers Bar - chocolate cake, caramel butter cream, chopped peanuts and chocolate sauce
Margherita - $16
Housemade tomato sauce, mozzarella, cracked pepper and basil pesto drizzle (V)
Spinach and Mushroom - $18
Housemade tomato sauce, mushrooms, spinach, caramelised onions, mozzarella, parmesan and fresh thyme
Mediterranean - $18
Housemade tomato sauce, olives, sun-dried tomato, chopped cashews, diced feta, mozzarella and basil pesto drizzle (V)
Salmon - $20
Housemade tomato sauce, smoked salmon, cream cheese, capers, lemon zest and mozzarella
Chorizo - $20
Housemade tomato sauce, chorizo, caramelised onions, woodfired capsicum, mozzarella and hickory BBQ sauce
- Lamb - $20
Housemade tomato sauce, pulled lamb shoulder, macerated currants, mozzarella, yoghurt and mint.
*GF - Gluten Free, *V - vegetarian. Please advise your waiter about any allergies or dietary requirements. Please note: some items in the menu are subject to seasonal availability.