$16 during the Hot Scared Scriptless Summer!
The Court Jesters
The Jesters have been working out to get ready for a Hot Scared Scriptless Summer.
Need to get away from your boring family? Or check in somewhere cool on your socials to show your frenemy your life is better than theirs? We have just the ticket. Eight extra-special Scared Scriptless shows from 9 December to 17 February 2023.
And they have kicked sand in the face of the Reserve bank grinches by re-setting the prices for the Hot Scriptless Scared Summer shows to $16!
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Your Hot Scared Scriptless Summer Lineup:
9 Dec - The Jesters Galactic Scriptless Holiday Special
It's FINALLY happening. The crossover you’ve been dreaming of, featuring Force powers, stormtroopers, and spinoff stories for the most esoteric side characters imaginable. Come dressed up and for god's sake, don’t tell Disney.
16 Dec - Scared Scriptless: Christmas Edition
MC Santa Cusdin is here to sleigh b!tches. All Christmas! All comedy! All chaos! From the Nativity story to Love Actually, The North Pole to a stripper pole, your cast will deliver every bit of Christmas comedy and cheer you could ask for - all wrapped in a Ballantynes bow.
23 Dec - Scared Scriptless End of Year Spectacular!
Thank F%#$ 2022 is nearly over. To celebrate, join Pengelly and 15 Court Jesters on Christmas Eve Eve, for a blowout on a scale never seen before*. New games like "Live Wordle". Forbidden games like "Mousetraps" & "Don't Drown". Audience prizes. A special guest. A full-cast musical number! Christ, what more could you bloody want?! *we have no data of prevous scale, this is a puffery statement to hype you up
20 Jan 2023 - Scared Scriptless: All Singing, Some Dancing
Okay! Fine! Shut up already! You constantly ask for more singing & dancing in Scriptless, so here it is. Dance Mum Jarred Skelton demands clever lyrics, tight buns and slick dance moves from his ensemble of musical Jesters.
27 Jan 8pm - Scared Scriptless: Ladies Night - Iran fundraiser
All women and non-binary, all night. Expect all the lady scenes and gender-neutral stories you can shake a stick at. This is a special charity show, raising money for charities supporting human rights’ accountability in Iran. Please note the earlier start time.
3 Feb - Scared Scriptless: Drag Edition, featuring Aubrey Haive (aka Bailey Dunnage, currently in RENT)
Host Kathleen RuBurns leads a group of total babes through challenges to win a cash prize* and be crowned Ōtautahi's Next Jester Superstar! Featuring Drag Race Down Under star Aubrey Haive! May the best Jester win! *hahaha there is no cash prize, don't be ridiculous.
10 Feb - Scared Scriptless: Singles Night
F#$% Valentine's Day and f@#$ couples and their happy relationships. This show is for SINGLES ONLY. A night of dating & relationship fails, celebrating the joys of being single...and maybe even some mingling with other singles - because who knows, it could be nice to meet someone new...
17 Feb - Scared Scriptless: Tisk Mister
Four improvisers compete in a series of bizarre (and hopefully hilarious) challanges, scenes and tasks issued to them by our Tisk Mister, Pengelly. The winner will take it all (like ABBA) while the loser will be put to death (like Hunger Games). Come for the comedy. Stay for the shaming.
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Kai at The Court
Extra mozzarella, basil pesto drizzle *V
Spinach and Mushroom $20
Spinach, mushrooms, thyme, caramelised onions, parmesan *V
Meat Lovers $20
Ham, bacon, pepperoni, spicy cabanossi and BBQ sauce.
Camembert Bites $9
Crumbed camembert, served with plum sauce *V
Pumpkin and Mozzarella Arancini $9
Roast pumpkin and mozzarella arancini balls, served with garlic aioli *V
Rustic Fries $9.5
A bucked of rustic fries, finished with rosemary salt, and served with garlic aioli *GF
*GF - Gluten Free, *V - vegetarian.
Please note: due to our small food preparation and service area our platters, snacks and pizzas may contain traces of gluten, dairy and/or nuts. Please advise our staff of any allergies or dietary requirements.
Please note: some items in the menu are subject to seasonal availability.
Scared Scriptless at your place!?
Our clever Court Jesters don't just perform every Friday night, but are available for your next event, too!
With a range of entertainment options (including a personalized version of Scared Scriptless!), contact The Court Jesters to add that special touch to your next conference, birthday party, Christmas function or other upcoming events on your calendar.
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